Excerpt:
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been nearly a century, give or take a decade or two, since my last confession,” Felipe proudly proclaimed.
“What have you been doing in that time, my son?” the priest asked.
“Well, I have killed roughly, 30,000 people,” Felipe said matter-of-factly.
“Okay, Mister, this is a confessional, not a joke booth,” the priest said angrily.
“I can assure you, Father, I’m not joking.”
“Now, see here, I’ve had enough of this nonsense!” The priest slid open the partition. The booth was empty. The priest walked to the other side of the confessional and examined it from top to bottom.
Empty.
The priest felt a slight breeze. He turned around. Standing in front of him was an eight-foot-tall, winged vampire.
The priest fainted.
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